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Unreal News From the Casino Gambling Industry

If the Seminole Indians want to get the gambling compact that they so desperately are searching for in Florida, it may cost them more than money. Florida lawmakers are looking to clean the Seminoles out in exchange for the right to offer gambling.

A Nevada lawmakers has proposed legislation that would make the Super Bowl a national holiday. The premise of the legislation is that the NFL is treated like they are above all other sports leagues, so therefore their big day should be a holiday.

Atlantic City has long been the bully of the casino industry in the Northeast, but lately it has been the little brothers that have been eating up AC casino profits. The latest state to steal customers from New Jersey is Delaware.

The New Orleans Saints and the New York Jets are just one win each away from meeting in the Super Bowl. Should that happened, an anonymous source has said there will be Mardi Gras beads and hookers on the line in the traditional bet between state governors.

Alabama Governor Bob Riley has bucked his own stance on gambling during the college football playoffs, but if that was not enough, Riley has now shown himself to be a true degenerate gambler.

Las Vegas casinos have had such a hard time with the economy over the past couple of years, that they have decided to try out a new strategy for 2010. In what is being touted as "Operation Honesty," the casinos want customers to know they are coming for their money.

There is some reverse psychology that Las Vegas casinos are using on their customers leading up to the holidays. Instead of touting big jackpots that can be used for holiday gifts, the casinos are pushing for customers to help give employee families something special for Christmas.

A controversy has began this week involving Las Vegas Sands stock. It seems that some investors thought they were paying for shares of actual sand in the Las Vegas desert when they purchased the stock.

Jon and Kate Gosselin are in the middle of a messy divorce and recently Jon emptied out a joint bank account. Now, an expert believes that the best way to fix their financial problems is to gamble away their kids.

For those who want their slot machine gambling quick like their fast food, McDonald's has just the thing for you. McDonald's has announced that they will be adding slot machines to their dollar value menu in December.

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