Barney Fruzzle
Articles by this Author
Cleveland Cavaliers Roll Craps, Sign A Sixteen Year Old LeBron James
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 07/9/2010
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
The Cleveland Cavaliers have crapped out when it comes to re-signing
LeBron James, but that does not mean the team will not have a James in
uniform next year. Confused? The cavs have signed sixteen year old
LeBron James from Barcelona, Spain.
Gilbert Arenas Gambles With Kirk Hinrich Gun Initiation
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 06/24/2010
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
Kirk Hinrich was traded on Thursday from the Chicago Bulls to the
Washington Wizards. Soon after the trade was complete, Hinrich received a
call from Gilbert arenas, challenging the former Bulls player to an
online craps match.
Online Casino Moving 2014 Poker Tournament To Cold Weather Stadium
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 05/26/2010
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
In following in the footsteps of the NFL, one online casino has decided
to take its 2014 Poker Championship tournament off the Internet, and
into a cold weather stadium. Online Poker Website will be holding its
top tournament at the new stadium of the New York Giants and New York
Jets.
Florida Lawmakers Look For Sweeteners From Seminole Tribe
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 03/4/2010
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
If the Seminole Indians want to get the gambling compact that they so
desperately are searching for in Florida, it may cost them more than
money. Florida lawmakers are looking to clean the Seminoles out in
exchange for the right to offer gambling.
Equal Rights Group Wants Black Removed From Roulette Tables
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 09/30/2009
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
An equal rights activist group is calling for the removal of the word
black from roulette tables at casinos around the country. We Are
African American wants the black spots on the roulette board to be
known as "Dark" from now on.
Gambling Help Needed: Looking For Cure To Curse Of Jose Guillen
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 09/16/2009
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
Baseball fans can be extremely superstitious, but the events of the
past couple of weeks have one owner, we'll just call him Ant, believing
that Kansas City outfielder Jose Guillen holds the keys to all gambling
fantasy baseball leagues across the country.
Las Vegas Casinos Busted For Giving Steroids To Slot Machines
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 08/31/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
The economy has taken a toll on Las Vegas casinos so much that they
have had to resort to illegal activity to try and induce customers.
Authorities have cited several of the casinos on the Las Vegas Strip
for giving their slot machines steroids.
You Will Lose Casino Brings Online Casino Players Honesty
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 08/25/2009
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
While most online casinos would like to operate under the false
pretenses that they are giving away money to their customers, one has
come along that has decided to be brutally honest. The You Will Lose
Casino tells players like it is.
Alantic City Casinos To Charge Entry Fee, Walking Fee, Breathing Fee
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 08/21/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
Atlantic City casino have there back against the wall with the economic
recession, and late this past week, they came out swinging. The eleven
AC casinos have now added fees for just about everything including
breathing and walking.
Judge Wants To Bet, Rules Against NFL In Delaware Sports Betting Case
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 08/5/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A judge this afternoon ruled against the NFL in the Delaware sports
betting case. The NFL was shocked at the ruling, claiming that they
thought they WERE the law, and that what they said goes.
NFL Owners Vote To Take Uniform Gambling Sponsorships
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 07/25/2009
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
NFL owners have joined the crusade to stop Delaware from offering
sports betting when they filed a lawsuit late this week. In a related
issue, NFL owners have approved sponsorship deals with online gambling
sites.
Las Vegas Casino Stock Drops With News Of Former NBA Players
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 07/21/2009
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
Some of the biggest stocks in the US casino industry took a hit on
Tuesday after the news regarding former NBA players Charles Barkley and
Antoine Walker. The two players have run up gambling debt and been sued
by several casinos.
Ohio Man Leaves Burger In Car While Gambling, Upsets Animal Groups
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 07/9/2009
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
An Ohio man left his Burger King dinner in the car for nearly seven
hours while he gambled inside an Ohio casino. Matt Frant was scolded by
law enforcement and condemned by animal rights groups for neglecting
his burgers while gambling.
New Study Shows Government Action Increases Online Poker Play
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 07/1/2009
- Crappy Hands
- Unrated
A new study has been completed in the past week by B.S. and Associates
and it involves online poker and the recent government actions to stop
people in the US from playing. The study showed that participation at
online poker sites by US players has skyrocketed since the government
interfered.
Animal Rights Advocates Outraged Over DiCaprio Gambling Billboard
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 06/19/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
The animal group is pissed off that DiCaprio is being portrayed as a
sex symbol, with his shirt half unbuttoned in the billboard. They claim
that since humans are animals, that gives them the group the right to infringe on
another part of society.
Study Shows Casino Gambling Could Help GM And Chrysler
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 06/15/2009
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
Now that GM and Chrysler have completely fallen apart as companies, a
new study handed to President Obama indicates the car giants may have a
way out of financial ruin. That relief could come from casino gambling.
Cinderella, Head Janitor, at New Disney Themed Las Vegas Casino
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 06/6/2009
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
Why did Cinderella cross the road? To get to her to new job scrubbing the floors at the new Disney themed casino on the Las Vegas strip.Online Casino Affiliates Begin Promoting Gambling Camp In Texas
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 06/5/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
Already, online casino affiliates have begun promoting the camp
heavily, with banners on some of the most popular online gambling
websites popping up in the past few days.
Arkansas Senator Proposes Turning Churches Into Casinos
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 05/22/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated



