Nathaniel Walimar
Articles by this Author
Election Brings Legalization Of Crack, Porn, Not Online Casinos
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 11/5/2010
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
Tuesday's election was somewhat of a stunner for online gambling
enthusiasts. Several states legalized dangerous vices such as marijuana,
porn, and crack, but for some reason online casinos were denied again.
Online Casinos Follow NFL Stance Of Denying Gambling
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 09/16/2010
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
Several online casinos have come out in the past couple of weeks and
announced that the majority of their customers come to the casinos
because of the games being played, not the gambling that takes place. It
is a similar stance to the one the NFL has taken regarding gambling.
World Series Of Poker Officials Plan For Chimp Arrivals
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 05/23/2010
- Crappy Hands
- Unrated
Chimpanzees have long been considered close to the human race in many
different areas. This year, they will try their luck at the World
series of Poker. Forty-eight poker playing chimpanzees will travel to
Las Vegas to test their skills against human players.
Casino Denies Man A Poker Jackpot Because Of Smile
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 04/26/2010
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
A casino in Manitoba has denied a man a $350,000 poker bad beat jackpot
after the gambler smiled. The casino claimed the smile was a violation
of the etiquette laws in Manitoba.
Casino Clerk Accuses Roethlisberger Of Cursing, Commish May Suspend QB
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 04/21/2010
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A twenty-seven year old casino clerk at a Las Vegas casinos has
contacted the NFL office and lodged a complaint against disgruntled
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. The clerk alleges
that Roethlisberger once cursed at him while checking in.
Las Vegas Sands Stock Mired In Controversy - Craps Online
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 10/8/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A controversy has began this week involving Las Vegas Sands stock. It
seems that some investors thought they were paying for shares
of actual sand in the Las Vegas desert when they purchased the stock.
Oh Rats! Lucky Lab Buddy Wins Scientist $250,000 Playing Online Poker
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 09/10/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
Lab test rats are used by scientists all over the world to determine
future human behavior, but for a scientist in Lebanon, one rat has led
to fortune. Dr. Billy Brunwindle had one of his test rats win over
$250,000 playing online poker last week.
Cranky Carl Breaks Arm Punching ComputerAfter Online Poker Beat
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 08/23/2009
- Crappy Hands
- Unrated
Crank Carl was at it once again this weekend when he broke his right
arm after punching his computer. The episode came after Carl took what
he believed was a tough beat at an online poker table.
Free Online Games Trigger Thirst, According To Study
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 08/10/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
Have you ever been playing free online games and had the experience of
being thirsty more than usual? If so, it could be because you suffer
from something called cyber-thirst.
Lizard Causes Jackpot To Hit At Florida Casino
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 08/1/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
A lizard caused a stir in a Florida casino early Saturday when the
reptile hit a slot jackpot at the casino. At first, patrons did not
know what caused the bells to go off, but after security got involved,
it was found the lizard hit the jackpot.
Peanut Butter And Jelly Linked To Casino Gambling Addiction
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 07/27/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
If you thought it was safe to eat Peanut Butter and Jelly, you had
better think again. Unless you want to end up with a serious casino
gambling habit, experts advise to stay away from the childhood
delicatessen.
Study Reveals Without Online Poker, Domestic Abuse Up, Bachus Panics
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 06/11/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
The world renowned B.S. and Associates have released their latest
online gambling study in light of the online poker controversy in the
US. The study, which has been completed in the past two days, reveals
that without online poker access, domestic abuse has risen.
UIGEA Legal Battle Filled With Online Gambling Prop Bets
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 06/8/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
"To me, the party lines prop is the easiest," said Cranky Carl, "I will
lay $100,000 to win $1,000, and sleep easy at night knowing that
Republicans will vote against Internet gambling legalization because of
party affiliation."
Animal Rights Group Protests Use Of Cats In Slot Machines
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 05/29/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
Casino In Maryland Begins Babies For Bling Promotion
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 04/30/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
Deceased Mother Costs New Hampshire Man Millions In Lottery
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 04/27/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated



