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The New Orleans Saints and the New York Jets are just one win each away from meeting in the Super Bowl. Should that happened, an anonymous source has said there will be Mardi Gras beads and hookers on the line in the traditional bet between state governors.

An anti-casino protest in Maryland has led to the latest million dollar lottery winner in the state. Joe Crisbow was marching in the anti-gambling protest, when he stopped in a convenience store and bought a lottery ticket.

A US Senator has proposed a complete overhaul of the US government financial system. The way he plans to pay for all financial shortcomings? Online gambling.

It was a strong night at the Emmy Awards for Gloakey Crown online casino. The casino swept seven awards including Best New Entertainment Option. Other online casinos were shut out at the awards show.

Due to the overpopulation of "whiners" in the online poker community, Online Craps is suggesting that the Ffederal government officially name an "Online Poker Whine Day", which would be held sometime in March.

A man who had been playing slots at a local casino and was drinking heavily during that time, ended up the hero on Thursday night. The man, Bill Brawster, stumbled out of the casino and ended up saving a kitten.

Gabriel Peters thought he was having the most unlucky of days Tuesday when he threw up a quarter he had accidently ate the night before, but it turns out it was a lucky quarter. Four hours after the throwing the quarter up, Peters hit a casino slot jackpot with the money.

Jessica Simpson's addiction to online gambling is apparently at the center of the recent break up of Simpson and NFL superstar Tony Romo. The quarterback for the Cowboys is alleging that Simpson frequently made bets online that involved Cowboys games.

A hot dog eating contest that was being held next door to a casino in Fort Wayne, Indiana turned ugly and then pretty for a thirty-seven year old fireman. First he won the hot dog eating contest, then he puked, then he hit a million dollar jackpot.

There are two different slots that are being offered in the bathroom stalls. The first is for people that have had the casino food that night. This slot allows for longer play then the other version, because WGW knew that those eating at the casino would be in the bathroom for a longer period of time.

The gambling industry throughout the world is in mourning tonight over the death of Si Iguhara. The Chinese-born Iguhara was a staple in the gambling industry for over fifty years because of some of his innovative inventions.

First Governor Steve Beshear went after the online gambling industry, claiming that they were taking money that could have stayed in Kentucky, out of Kentucky. Now, the governor appears to have his sights set on eliminating online bargain shopping in the state.

Bachus, after reading our article and believing it to be true, has introduced legislation that would ban all married men from casinos in the US. It is not yet known whether tribal casinos will be included in the new legislation.

A new study by the Church of God and Morals reveals online gambling regulations would be beneficial to children and problem gamblers, but the Church is still opposed to legalization for moral reasons.

Nevada revenue figures were released for the month of April, and the only thing falling faster on a monthly basis in the state is the amount of marriage licenses handed out.

US president Barack Obama has decided that the nation's computer networks need to be protected, and he is looking in the most unlikely of areas for a cybersecurity advisor. A member of the online gambling community may be tapped for the position.

Alabama Residents Petition For New Casino

Residents in Alabama have decided that it is time that someone outside of the good old boys be allowed to run for state office. That is the reason behind a petition to bring a new casino to Alabama.

In our first installment of the Cranky Carl files, Carl runs into a hand that was dominant over his own at a local poker tournament, but it still did not stop our cranky resident poker player from telling the player what he thought about his decision.