Rip Wahnlohse
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BCS Rankings System Being Adopted For US Casinos - Craps Online
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 10/18/2010
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
The game of craps can be one that is difficult to figure out for those
who have never played. Equally as confusing is the BCS rankings system.
The system is so confusing and hated by fans, that other industries have
started to follow the model.
World Series Of Poker Fight Breaks Out Over Sunglasses
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/16/2010
- Crappy Hands
- Unrated
Whenever this many poker players all come together in the same room,
there is always the possibility of a fight. That is exactly what
happened today at the World Series of Poker during one of their premiere
events.
Confusion Over UIGEA Has Lawmakers And Banks Baffled - Craps Online
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/2/2010
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
Today, a group of lawmakers who regularly get together on Wednesday's
to play in an online poker tournament, were shocked when their credit
cards were not accepted at their favorite site. The legislators were
then reminded by a passing Democratic lawmaker that the Unlawful
Internet Gambling Enforcement Act went into effect on Tuesday.
Online Gambling Operator Wants Terminals At The Dinner Table
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 05/6/2010
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
An online gambling operator based in Japan is pushing their new
product, a terminal that can be installed directly into the dinner
tables of thousands of families in the country. The terminals would
eliminate the need to walk to a computer to gamble.
Tiger Woods Or Jesse James: Gamblers Weigh In
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 03/30/2010
- Crappy Hands
- Unrated
Sports books around the world have had a field day with the Tiger Woods
and Jesse James sexual addiction stories. With Woods already in
counseling, and James possibly on his way, gambler have weighed in on
which addiction will be next for these two celebrities.
Saints-Jets Super Bowl Would Make For Fun Governor Bets
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 01/22/2010
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
The New Orleans Saints and the New York Jets are just one win each away
from meeting in the Super Bowl. Should that happened, an anonymous
source has said there will be Mardi Gras beads and hookers on the line
in the traditional bet between state governors.
Anti-Gambling Protest In Maryland Leads To Million Dollar Lottery Winner
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 10/2/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
An anti-casino protest in Maryland has led to the latest million dollar
lottery winner in the state. Joe Crisbow was marching in the
anti-gambling protest, when he stopped in a convenience store and
bought a lottery ticket.
Senator Proposes Online Gambling Revenue Solution For All Problems
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 09/26/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A US Senator has proposed a complete overhaul of the US government
financial system. The way he plans to pay for all financial
shortcomings? Online gambling.
Online Casino Wins Emmy For Best Entertainment Value
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 09/20/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
It was a strong night at the Emmy Awards for Gloakey Crown online
casino. The casino swept seven awards including Best New Entertainment
Option. Other online casinos were shut out at the awards show.
National Whine Day Needed For Online Poker Players
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 09/2/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
Due to the overpopulation of "whiners" in the online poker community,
Online Craps is suggesting that the Ffederal government officially name
an "Online Poker Whine Day", which would be held sometime in March.
Drunk Man Leaving Casino Saves Life Of Kitten
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 08/14/2009
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
A man who had been playing slots at a local casino and was drinking
heavily during that time, ended up the hero on Thursday night. The man,
Bill Brawster, stumbled out of the casino and ended up saving a kitten.
Detroit Man Pukes Up Lucky Coin That Wins Casino Jackpot
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 07/23/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
Gabriel Peters thought he was having the most unlucky of days Tuesday when he threw up a quarter he had accidently ate the night before, but it turns out it was a lucky quarter. Four hours after the throwing the quarter up, Peters hit a casino slot jackpot with the money.
Online Gambling At The Center Of Romo, Simpson Break-Up
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 07/13/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
Jessica Simpson's addiction to online gambling is apparently at the
center of the recent break up of Simpson and NFL superstar Tony Romo.
The quarterback for the Cowboys is alleging that Simpson frequently
made bets online that involved Cowboys games.
July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest Leads To Slot Jackpot At Casino
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 07/4/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
Las Vegas Sands Casino Stock Shoots Up With Toilet Innovation
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/29/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
There are two different slots that are being offered in the bathroom
stalls. The first is for people that have had the casino food that
night. This slot allows for longer play then the other version, because
WGW knew that those eating at the casino would be in the bathroom for a
longer period of time.
Gambling Industry Mourns The Death Of Si Iguhara
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/23/2009
- Crapped Out
- Unrated
The gambling industry throughout the world is in mourning tonight over
the death of Si Iguhara. The Chinese-born Iguhara was a staple in the
gambling industry for over fifty years because of some of his
innovative inventions.
No Gambling Expansion In Kentucky, But Anti-eBay Legislation Passed
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/18/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
First Governor Steve Beshear went after the online gambling industry,
claiming that they were taking money that could have stayed in
Kentucky, out of Kentucky. Now, the governor appears to have his sights
set on eliminating online bargain shopping in the state.
Bachus Introduces Legislation To Ban Married Men From Casinos
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/13/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
Bachus, after reading our article and believing it to be true, has
introduced legislation that would ban all married men from casinos in
the US. It is not yet known whether tribal casinos will be included in
the new legislation.
Study Proves Problem Gambling Will Decrease With Online Gambling Regulations
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/12/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A new study by the Church of God and Morals reveals online gambling regulations would be beneficial to children and problem gamblers, but the Church is still opposed to legalization for moral reasons.MGM Mirage And Disney Coming Together For New Las Vegas Casino
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/5/2009
- Holy Craps
- Unrated
Nevada revenue figures were released for the month of April, and the
only thing falling faster on a monthly basis in the state is the amount
of marriage licenses handed out.



