Gambling Coming Soon? An online gambling operator based in Japan is pushing their new product, a terminal that can be installed directly into the dinner tables of thousands of families in the country. The terminals would eliminate the need to walk to a computer to gamble.

The company, We Want Your Money, believes that all families in the world should have the opportunity to gamble together at the dinner table. It is an idea that stems from the company president, who invented the terminal while eating Sunday dinner at his home.

"My wife and I were sick of having to go to the office in our house to gamble," said Wan T. Money. "So my wife suggested I bring a monitor to the dinner table, but it just seemed too bulky. That is when I decided that terminals installed in the tables would be the way to go."

For those who are worried that the children would be doing the gambling from the terminals, Money claims they have safeguarded the form of gambling. Money suggested that the terminals be placed only in front of the adults at the dinner table.

"Growing up, I never was able to see my parents gamble away their life savings," said Money. "So this is an invention that is near to my heart. Now, parents can explain to their children why they are eating Mac and Cheese while they are spinning the slot reels at the dinner table."

The idea has not yet caught on in Japan, although several machines have been installed at high-roller households. Other families have rejected the idea, claiming that the dinner and children talking would interfere to much with concentration needed for successful gambling outcomes.

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