Entenmann's Donut A new study completed by B.S. & Associates shows that online gamblers will vote in the November election in the US for anyone that allows them the freedom to bet online. The study showed no disparity between party affiliation and the upcoming election.

Dr. Marcus Money conducted a poll of 1,000 online gamblers. The one and only question the doctor asked was, "If two politicians are on the ballot and one supports Internet gambling freedom, and the other does not, which will you vote for?"

Of the 1,000 people polled, 980 said they would vote for the politician in favor of Internet gambling freedom. Ten people claimed they would vote along party lines, and the other ten declined to answer the question because they were in the middle of an online poker game.

"What we see from this study is that people in the US want to gamble freely online, without government interference," said Dr. Money, who also has worked as a bookie for a well-known online sports betting site. "Well, we also saw that some people are consumed so much by Internet gambling that they didn't have time for my stupid question."

For those who are not interested in the online gambling issue, Dr. Money suggested that these people probably do not like Entenmann's donuts or watching movies in the comedy genre. When asked by Craps Online what relevance these facts had to this online gambling study, Dr. Money responded, "none."

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