Gilbert Arenas
Kirk Hinrich was traded on Thursday from the Chicago Bulls to the Washington Wizards. Soon after the trade was complete, Hinrich received a call from Gilbert arenas, challenging the former Bulls player to an online craps match.

Hinrich said that the first call he received on Thursday came from the Bulls to tell him he had been traded. Hinrich claims he told his wife that he was afraid that Arenas would come calling for some action, and shortly after that proclamation, the call came.

"He just welcomed me to the team and basically said that he was the one to come to if I ever wanted to gamble," said Hinrich. "Then, out of nowhere, he challenged me to an online craps match at his favorite casino. being the competitor I am, of course I said yes."

The two played online craps for hours while talking on their bluetooth sets. At the end of the session, Hinrich owed Arenas a couple thousand dollars, and what came next depends on who you believe.

Hinrich claims that Arenas showed up at his door later that night to collect his gambling winnings. When Heinrich told arenas he had to wait until he could go to the bank in the morning, Heinrich alleges that Arenas showed him a gun in his waistband.

Arenas' version of the story differs slightly. Arenas admits to going to Heinrich's house, but he claims it was because Heinrich invited him over for lemonade. Arenas also claims the gun was not real, but a water pistol, and that he was just welcoming Heinrich to the Wizards through the fake gun initiation.

"If he gets scared at the sight of a gun," said Arenas. "Then our (Wizards) locker room may not be the place for him."

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