No Gambling Several online casinos have come out in the past couple of weeks and announced that the majority of their customers come to the casinos because of the games being played, not the gambling that takes place. It is a similar stance to the one the NFL has taken regarding gambling.

The NFL has gone to great lengths to announce their opposition to gambling on their sport. Despite the fact that gambling drives the sports popularity, the NFL refuses to acknowledge this fact.

The NFL stance has led online casinos into believing a similar premise, that people come to the casinos because of the games that are being offered. The gambling, according to several online casino executives, is secondary.

"We have games that have lions and tigers and bears, and people like animals, that is why they come to our casino," said one executive. "On valentine's day, thousands of customers play games with hearts, that is why they are there."

While that stance may be popular among online casinos, the online gambling community is laughing from the outside about the premise, much like the NFL fans are laughing at the league's ridiculous stance on gambling.

"Are these people ***king serious?" asks Barry Bright. "How stupid do these people have to be to not realize that without gambling, neither the online casinos nor the NFL would even exist?"

It is a good question, but one that will most likely be ducked by the NFL and the online casinos in the near future.

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