Buy, Buy, Buy, Dummies!! Now that Trump Entertainment has been taken off of the New York Stock Exchange and can no longer be publicly traded, the owners of the company have taken the stock to the black market.

Bankruptcy has caused the demise of Trump Entertainment, and now executives are hoping that the black market will provide enough interest to bring the company out of bankruptcy protection. Early sales are strong, according to William Duffy.

"Anytime a company can no longer be publicly traded, it's good for us," said Duffy, the CEO of Wescrewinvestors.com, "We can always find people who are gullible enough to believe the company is still viable."

What Wescrewinvestors.com and many other black market stock companies do is take a stock that no longer exist, and sell it to the elderly and the poor. They have found these two groups to be the easiest to scam.

The Trump stock is one that expects to sell quickly and heavily. Just being a casino company gives it an advantage over other stocks that black market traders deal with on a daily basis.

"This is a really easy one for us. All we have to do is convince people that they own a large percentage of a casino company, and from there the checks just come rolling in," said Duffy.

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