Coming To The Super Bowl? The NFL has long been against gambling, but recently agreed to allow individual owners to pimp their team logos for state lotteries in exchange for a piece of the revenue. Adding gambling booths at next year's Super Bowl is just the next step to further revenue for the league, according to a league source.

"We want to make it very clear that the only form of gambling that we are against is betting on our football games," said the spokesman, "any other form of gambling is completely acceptable. We would like to get involved with revenue from casinos, lotteries, really, any kind of gambling other than sports betting."

MGM Mirage and Wynn Resorts have both inquired about the booths. They have guaranteed the NFL a percentage of the revenue generated from the booths, which could each hold between five and ten slot machines.

Some of the other ideas that are being presented by team owners are intriguing. Pittsburgh owner Dan Rooney suggested that the NFL look into a pre-game coin flip, where two millionaires bet $500,000 each on whether the coin will come up heads or tails. The winner would receive $400,000, and the league would get the other $100,000 from the loser.

Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has a different idea in mind. He believes that if the gambling booths are approved, they should be accompanied with a neighboring booth that would offer prostitution. The girls would be comprised of all star members of each teams cheerleading squads.

MGM Spokesman Billy Garrett believes the gambling booth idea could work, and that everybody involved, outside of the gamblers, stood to make millions in revenue from the slot machines.

"The NFL already rapes their customers at the Super Bowl, so we might as well go for the jugular," said Garrett, "what could be better than having them lose half their paycheck buying tickets to the game, and the other half at slot machines out front of the stadium?"

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