Casino Eye Candy The owners of the powerful MGM Mirage and Disney companies are joining forces to try and stave off financial disaster. The two companies have announced that they are partnering to build a Disney themed casino in Las Vegas.

Nevada revenue figures were released for the month of April, and the only thing falling faster on a monthly basis in the state is the amount of marriage licenses handed out. MGM felt that this was the time to make the announcement.

"We need some way to lift the spirits of our employees, so we are announcing our partnership with Disney," said MGM Spokesman Brandon Bell, "the new casino will feature some of the best of both gambling and Disney."

With the project being so new, not many details were released. One of the few details that leaked out on Friday was that the dealers at the table games will be outfitted in various Disney character costumes.

One of the rumors circulating is that all prostitutes at the new casino will be dressed in Cinderella or Snow White outfits, making them easy to detect for potential customers.

"If that rumor is true, it would be a great thing," said frequent prostitute customer Barry Blewn, "it's not that it's hard to figure out which girls are the hookers these days, but it would be much easier if they all looked like Cinderella, and Snow White sounds like it would be a wonderful time."

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