Cinderella, Head Janitor, at New Disney Themed Las Vegas Casino
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 06/6/2009
- Crapped Out
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Cinderella, - The Craps Princess When she isn't at home doing the dishes and dealing with her evil step-sisters, who do nothing but hit the Vegas club scene on a nightly basis, Cinderella is working at her job as head janitor at the new Disney themed Las Vegas casino, or so we have heard.
It is rumored that at 9pm Cinderella changes from her raggy outfit into the latest new mini dress from Donna Karen and hits the craps table. Some have reported seeing a beautiful lady shooting the die at table #7 of the new Disney themed casino, every night for three hours straight, then apparently at ten to midnite she disappears.
"I've seen her," said one Disney Casino guest, "she's beautiful, but I can't tell if it is really Cinderella because she looks so different in her designer gowns. All I can tell you is that whoever this lady is, she hits the craps table and has good luck for almost three hours straight."
The guest told us that the table gets packed when the mystery lady is shooting and she basically wins the whole time.
"Our guests love her (whoever she is)," said Disney Casino pit boss, Donald Duck. "Every time she plays, everyone seems to win."
We tried to get a hold of Cinderella but her step-mom apparently refuses to give her our messages. Waiting outside her house one day, in hopes of getting an interview with the magical Disney star, we were bombarded by her step-sisters who demanded they get an interview. By the time they got out of our face it was two hours later and Cinderella was already gone.
We also tried to get an interview with Cinderella by contacting her at work, but public relations director, simply named, Goofy, told us they do not allow employee interviews in order to keep the magical mystery alive.
To this day, no pictures have been taken of Cinderella at craps table #7, and even her working as head janitor at the Disney casino cannot be confirmed.
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