Husband Sues Wife A gambler in Green Bay, Wisconsin has decided that his wife is to blame for his gambling problem. and he has decided to take the matter to court. Richard Weiler is suing his wife of twenty-seven years for $1.5 million, claiming that her shopping habit led him to the craps tables.

Weiler's lawyer, Albert Freil, contends in the lawsuit he has filed on behalf of his client that Gizelle Weiler was solely responsible for her husbands gambling problem. The lawsuit claims that Gizelle frequently made deals allowing Richard to go to the casino if she could go shopping.

"My client has dealt with years of manipulation from his wife," said Freil in a written statement on Saturday afternoon, "It is time that this sort of domestic persuasion is brought to the forefront in America."

When asked whether he thought the lawsuit would hold up in court, Freil put a different spin on the situation. He claims even if his client does not win any monetary amount, the lawsuit could help lawmakers change existing casino laws, much like with smoking.

In one part of the lawsuit, it says, "men with wives should not be allowed in casinos, much like smoking has been banned, so too should men with wives. They both are equally as dangerous to the health of casino employees."

The lawsuit sites several reported instances where casino workers were either punched, slapped, or body slammed by men who had come to the casinos to get away from their wives. There is also evidence, according to the lawsuit, that some of these men have lost extra amounts of money at the casinos just to piss off their nagging wives.

"Although this case has more to do with the manipulation aspect of marriage, it also hits upon the reason some men gamble in casinos. Their wives are nags, they shop to much, and subconsciously the husbands feel the need to get back at their wives by pissing away their life savings in a casino," said Freil.

When we contacted Gizelle Weiler regarding the lawsuit, she had only this to say, "Just tell Richard to stop all this nonsense and be home by eight for dinner!"

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