Spencer Bachus As we reported here at Craps Online, recently, a man in Green Bay, Wisconsin, is suing his wife, claiming she is the reason that he has a casino gambling problem. Now, Representative Spencer Bachus has decided to immediately take action.

Bachus, after reading our article and believing it to be true, has introduced legislation that would ban all married men from casinos in the US. It is not yet known whether tribal casinos will be included in the new legislation.

"Rep. Bachus read the story on Craps Online, and felt it would be a good idea to stop this type of abuse by banning all married men from casinos," said a spokesman for Bachus, "If married men are being harmed by problem gambling because of their wives, then they should not be allowed to gamble."

Of the hundreds of hits to our "Husband Sues Wife For Causing Gambling Addiction At Casinos" article, we found that at least seventy percent of the hits came from Christian conservative groups. We can only assume they forwarded the facts of our article directly to Bachus, who then quickly drew up the new legislation.

Check back with Crapsonline.org for updates as this story develops.

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