"Don't Take Our Casino!" Today, we are starting a new series here at Crapsonline.org. We will be taking a look at popular gambling subjects and making comparisons. Today's question is simple, What will come first, casino gambling in Kansas, or....

The Kansas Lottery Commission again on Thursday asked for a postponement of their vote to endorse casino plans for the state. The drama has now been going on for almost three years, with no casinos in sight. It has promted us here at CrapsOnline to aske the question. What will come first, casino gambling in Kansas or.....

What will come first, casino gambling in Kansas, or the Los Angeles Clippers winning an NBA championship?
The logical answer to this first question would seem simple. The Clippers have never even come close to winning a title, while Kansas has one casino in the process of being built. There is however, two events that could occur to make the Clippers win this one. Los Angeles drafted Blake Griffin number one overall Thursday night, and many believe the Wizard of Oz was a true story. So a tornado wipes out the casino upon its completion, and Griffin becomes a star. Clippers will win a title first.

What will come first, casino gambling in Kansas, or Britney Spears staying on the right track with her life?
Another tough one. Spears has remained clean for several months now and appears happy with her new boyfriend. There has been nothing clean of happy about the process to bring one, never mind the proposed FOUR, casinos to Kansas. Spears has been turned away by several men, while Kansas has been turned away from three of their four choices for casino developers. Again, the nod goes to Spears staying clean.

What will come first, casino gambling in Kansas, or legalized Internet gambling in the US?
This is a trick question. Internet gambling is a virtual lock now that Democrats have taken over power in the White House. Kansas has zero chance of ever having a casino up and running, but it does make for good entertainment watching them try!

OK, last one, and this one could be debated for years. What will come first, casino gambling in Kansas, or a cure found for Cancer?
Kansas has thrown every resource they have into trying to secure casino contracts with developers. They even had developers that broke contracts with them the first time, come back and put in a bid again the second time around. That is right, the boyfriend that stood the girl up at the prom, came back and asked for a date one year later. Cancer research has been slow to develop, but at least none of the research is being done by Kansas Universities. So we are going to go with the Cancer cure before the Kansas casino.

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