Gambling Online? A recent poll of 2,000 pregnant women has confirmed that online gambling has become the new chocolate. Of the women polled, more than half said that they crave Internet gambling, while only twenty-five percent crave chocolate.

The poll was conducted by Air Phone Calls. The group surveyed 2,000 women that were all between their first and ninth months of pregnancy. They asked them a wide variety of questions ranging from their favorite color of pens, to which pro athlete they would frame to be the father of their unborn child.

The most revealing question however, was the involving the cravings. The women were asked what they most often crave at different points in the day and the most popular answer was the same regardless of the time of day, it was online gambling.

"What these women are experiencing is an unbalance of emotions similar to those of gamblers," said Dr. Leroy Newman, a made up physician for the purposes of this article, "when the women feels lonely or depressed because they don't know who the father of their baby is, they look to online gambling for comfort."

Dr. Newman also revealed that sixty-five percent of the women preferred craps as their game of choice. Of the sixty-five percent, forty-two percent said that craps made them remember the night the child was conceived.

The results of the poll have not yet been certified, but Air Phone Calls says they will have them certified as soon as they come up with the $1.2 million the Health Department is asking for the certification.

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