Man With Laptop OK, so the headline might have been a little deceiving here, but it does not change the facts. According to a recent poll, it has become increasing popular for middle aged men to be taking craps while they are online.

A new poll released by B.S. & Associates on Wednesday revealed that seventy-one percent of men age twenty-five to forty have taken their laptop in the bathroom while taking a crap in the past month. Of those seventy percent, thirty claimed they took craps and played online at least twice a week.

In addition to the shocking results about the online crapping, the poll also revealed that twenty-one percent of the men polled have been engaged in online casino gambling while on the toilet.

"In today's day and age, men do not have enough time to handle all of their responsibilities at different times," said Dr. Phillip Burns, "there is a growing need to multi-task, and part of that multi-tasking is going to the bathroom and doing work online at the same time."

Taking craps have long been a staple in men's daily routines. The Internet has only become important in the past decade, and men are ecstatic about the prospects of doing both simultaneously.

"Sometimes the only privacy I get all day is when I am taking a sh*t," said Tom Brells, who has a wife and four little boys at home, "I like to combine my Internet and sh*tting time, so that when the wife and kids comes home, I have family time set aside."

B.S. & Associates also has conducted the same poll on middle-aged women, but the results of that poll will not be released for another couple of weeks. Dr. Burns did, however, say that from the preliminary dissection of the numbers indicates that those results could be shocking.

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