Lucky Kitten? A man who had been playing slots at a local casino and was drinking heavily during that time, ended up the hero on Thursday night. The man, Bill Brawster, stumbled out of the casino and ended up saving a kitten.

The details of the action are unknown since Brawster was the only witness, and he blacked out shortly after he allegedly saved the kitten. To hear Brawster tell it, he should be awarded a medal of honor for his drinking.

"I should be awarded a medal of honor for my drinking," said Brawster, in a telephone interview with Craps Online, "I just came out of the casino, and scared the kitten out from the road where she would have been hit by an oncoming car."

In his noble attempt to save the kitten, if indeed that is what happened, Brawster himself was scraped by the oncoming car. he spent no time in the hospital, although he was admitted several days later for poking himself continuously with a pencil.

The casino could not confirm that Brawster was drinking at their establishment on Thursday. That may be because the casino could be in legal trouble if they admitted to serving a man who blacked out in their parking lot.

There are no witnesses, and even if there were, we were not going to track them down. We believe Brawster saved the kitten, and so should you.


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