Cranky Carl Breaks Arm Punching ComputerAfter Online Poker Beat
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 08/23/2009
- Crappy Hands
- Unrated
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Cranky Carl Crank Carl was at it once again this weekend when he broke his right arm after punching his computer. The episode came after Carl took what he believed was a tough beat at an online poker table.
For those of you who have not been following Cranky Carl, it must first be said that most of his bad beats are the result of his bad poker play. Rarely, if ever, has he had an episode when he actually took a bad bad.
Having said that, Sunday's scene all started with a J-9 offsuit. Carl called with the blinds 500/1000. He had 36,000 chips in front of him with still hundreds of people left in the tournament he was playing.
The only other player was the big blind. The flop came out 3-4-5, rainbow. The big blind checked, and Carl pushed all-in. The big blind insta-called, and when he showed Carl his 6-7, our resident player went mad.
"How could you limp in with that crap," Carl typed, not realizing the big blind had to play their cards, "this is why I don't play with you a**holes online!"
What happened next was Carl punched his computer so hard, that he immediately felt a rush of pain to his hand. Three hours and a hospital trip later, and Carl's hand was in a cast, broken.
While he insists that the big blind was wrong, we know better, which is why we keep following his poker playing escapades. The more he does ridiculous things like he did Sunday, the longer we will be bringing you his adventures.
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