You Will Lose Casino While most online casinos would like to operate under the false pretenses that they are giving away money to their customers, one has come along that has decided to be brutally honest. The You Will Lose Casino tells players like it is.

The motto for this new casino is, "Give us your money, and we'll never give it back." It may not be catchy, but the casino's founder Phil T. Rich, believes the honest approach may be a formula for success.

"I used to hate when the online casinos I played at told me I could win a jackpot, or I could get $1 back for every $200,000 I wagered," said Rich, "i just wanted the truth. Tell me your gonna rob me blind, and I'll keep depositing money, because then, at least I feel like I have a chance to win."

You Will Lose has only been up and running for about a week, but already it appears that Rich's idea may have been correct. Thousands of people have deposited over $1 million in funds into their newly formed accounts.

Some of those customers have even won, but they know they will never see any portion of their winnings. Unlike other casinos, You Will Lose allows customers to withdraw money instantly. This was done to ensure that people would leave the casinos customer service department alone.

"If we pay people right away when they win, then they won't have to call in and bitch and moan," said Rich, "that means, in essence, I don't even need a customer support staff."

Rich did, however, hire one person to work the phones, and he was instructed to do one thing well-tell the truth. If a player calls up and the software is not compatitable with their computer, the customer service agent simply tells them they are sh*t out of luck, and to find another casino.

There have been no reported incidents as of yet in which the customer has left You Will Lose unhappy. That means Rich's plan is working, and other casinos had better watch out. We will further update the status of the You Will Lose Casino in coming weeks and months.

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