Stop Having Fun! Mother Against Anything Fun will be holding their annual casino protest in Florida this weekend out front of the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida. The group chose that spot a couple of years ago when they realized there is a lot more to do at the casino than just gamble.

Originally, MAAF, was against the casino because they felt like their children, some of which were now adults, had too much fun when they went to the casino. Then, after holding their first boycott two years ago, they realized there was actually nightclubs and restaurants at Hard Rock, and that is when they lost their minds.

"Not only can our children go into the casino and have fun at the slot machines and the bars inside," said concerned mother Iam Arag, "but the thought of them dancing and eating with their friends just makes me sick to my stomach."

Arag is joined in her thoughts by thousands of mothers across the country who do not wish to see their children have any fun. In Idaho, MAAF recently held a protest of a long-running tradition of bean bag racing on a sunny Sunday afternoon.

More recently, however, the group has focused their attention on casinos. The website for MAAF outlines why they dislike casinos and most of the jibberish can be summed up by saying that casinos just seem to provide the most fun these days across the US.

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