Old Dollars Are OK!
Several online casinos have started a new promotion in which customers can exchange their old cash for credit at the casino. The promotion is being called, "Cash For Credit", and there are very few restrictions.

In order to qualify, a customer must only send the casino money that was printed before August 29, 2009. Anything printed after this date will not be accepted until at least tomorrow. So far, players are loving the promotion.

"All I have to do is send my favorite casino my old cash, and they give me credit up to 100% of the actual value of my cash," said an excited Billy Davers, "I have altready made two deposits this week in which I gained $200 in casino credits."

For those of you who are already running to your piggy banks, hold up. There is a catch. The casinos are not accepting coins. In order to exchange your coins for credit, the casinos suggest that you take your coins to the bank, cash them in for paper money, and then send that to the online casinos.

More good news that comes out of the promotion is that the online casinos running the promotion will also accept old credit cards. The only stipulation here is that the credit cards must still be valid, and there must be enough credit available on the crads to reach the $50 minimum deposits at the casinos.

"What we have tried to do in these tough economic times is ensure that all money will be accepted at our casino,"  said Executive Bradley Baxton, "We do not want to turn anyone away simply because they may have old money laying around. We wanted to assure them that we will help fill all their deposit needs."

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