Slot On Steroids? The economy has taken a toll on Las Vegas casinos so much that they have had to resort to illegal activity to try and induce customers. Authorities have cited several of the casinos on the Las Vegas Strip for giving their slot machines steroids.

Speaking on the conditions of anonymity, one executive for a Las Vegas casino explained the process to Craps Online in an exclusive interview. he told of the methods that were used to administer the steroids to the machine and the reasons for doing so.

"With slot machine manufacturers making bigger and better machines all the time, we felt like out scrawny machines could not keep up," said the anonymous source, "So we decided to approach a doctor that could get us the steroids for slot machines."

Now, since the machines went through the first cycle of 'roids, attendance has been up at the casino. The executive claims it is because the bigger the slot machine, the more people want to play that machine.

Some of the games that have received injections in recent months include all slots where there is a bonus wheel at the top. These wheels have been known to increase by thirty-five percent in size after just one steroid cycle. monopoly games have also been linked to the steroid scandal.

While the executives believe the steroids can do no harm, the process still has its detractors. "These machines are getting too big," said Randy Bells, Presidents of Say No To Slot Machine Steroids, "Pretty soon, there will be no room to walk, and the machines that are not on steroids will be removed from the casinos. We cannot let that happen."

There is no word from authorities yet on what exactly they can charge the casinos with. Giving steroids to a slot machine is not a crime in Nevada, so there is a good chance that this will be an issue brought up in the next legislative session.

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