Poker Whiner Due to the overpopulation of "whiners" in the online poker community, Online Craps is suggesting that the Ffederal government officially name an "Online Poker Whine Day", which would be held sometime in March.

Why we chose March? Who knows, but March sounds a lot like something that should happen in a movement, so it seems like the logical choice. During Online Poker Whine Day, or OPWD, players would be encouraged to tell their friends about all of their bad beats from the previous year.

This is an attempt to allow the crybabies of poker to voice all of their concerns on one day. Then, if they were brought up at any other time during the year, the players friends would be allowed to beat the sh*t out of them.

There has been negative feedback to the idea from some online players. They claim that half the reason they play poker is to whine when they lose. Mostly, the complaints came from a growing number within the population that enjoy b*tching and moaning on a daily basis.

Anyone interested in joining our fight for a "Online Poker Whine Day, feel free to contact us through e-mail. We most likely will ignore your requests, but hearing you complain about poker players complaining should be quite amusing.

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