Cocaine It started in the casinos of Las Vegas and has now spilled over to online casinos. The cocaine craze is sweeping across living rooms where computers are set up and online slots are rolling across the screens.

To do their part in kicking the cocaine craze, some online casinos that are based in offshore islands have begun a cocaine promotion. All a player has to do is have their cocaine shipped down to the online casino, and they will receive a $100 credit in their accounts.

"The cocaine for play promotion has been working out great,' said one online casino executive, "the player gets to play for free, and we get to get f*cked up down here. It is a win-win for everyone."

Players so far have been reluctant to give away their coke, but that may change as the economy continues to get worse. Several online players who are addicted to their casinos have expressed a willingness to part with the white powder.

Being that in order to obtain the cocaine a player has to leave their house, one player believes he may have come up with the perfect solution. John Brandies of Maryland is putting together a company that will bring the cocaine directly to an online gamblers house.

Although it is a drug of the past, cocaine appears ready to re-emerge as the drug of choice for online casino players. A recent survey suggests that over seventy-five percent of the four people polled have engaged in snorting at least one line of coke while playing at their favorite online casino in the past month.

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