Where Are The Customers? All of you out there who have walked out of an Oklahoma casino with some sort of a jackpot, the casinos are looking for you. On November 27th, Oklahoma casinos will hold their annual, "Give Back To Casinos Day."

The object for the casinos is simple-recover as much money that they lost in the previous year, all in one day. It is an event that will take the cooperation of all slot players who have won even the smallest amouit of the casinos' money.

OK, so how will it work,? you ask. Well, all of the casinos in the state will set their slot machines so there will be no payouts. The patrons will then be allowed to enter the casino and gamble all day. When everyone in the casino runs out of the money they came with, the casinos will close for the night.

"We do not usually publicize this day because in the past players have not been too fond of it," said Mike Ralsey, a General manager at one of Oklahoma's casinos, "You know, people always want to believe they have at leasta chance of winning."

In addition to the slot machines being rigged, the casino is also requiring that any gambler who show up bring a doughnut and a cup of coffee for an employee of the casino. Some of the higher rollers have even been asked to pay for an extra meal at the casinos restaurant to compensate for some of their free meals all year.

Another promotion running on "Give Back To Casinos Day" is the free money wheel spin. A player whose players club number is called gets to spin a big wheel with all different denominations of money on it. Whatever the wheel lands on, that is how much the player must write a check to the casino for.

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