Leading To Gambling Arrests? Internet cafe owners around the US thought they were doing something beneficial to their illegal gambling business when they joined forces to give out free doughnuts for police men and women. It turns out, the doughnuts only led authorities to the scene of the crime.

Authorities have been cracking down on illegal Internet cafe gambling for the better part of the past year, but it was not until recently that the owners of these establishments realized why the cops were coming around in the first place.

"We thought it would be a good idea to give free doughnuts to any officer in uniform," said Paul Bregan, "we figured, if we stay in good graces with the police, they would not shut down our highly illegal operations."

So what did the cops do? They started hitting up the cafe's for doughnuts morning, noon, and night. Then, they started going into the cafe's when they were not on shift. Without their uniform, the cafe owners did not allow any free doughnuts.

That angered the officers and they began to go undercover to expose the illegal gambling taking place inside the Internet cafe's. One arrest led to another, and now the entire Internet cafe gambling industry is going up in flames, all because of those stupid little deep-fried dough snacks that officers love so much.

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