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With entertainment on the computer becoming increasingly popular, the people at the Emmy's decided that entertainemnt options on the Internet should be included in their annual awards show. Gloakey Crown was the clear winner at the awards.

"We are honored to be included in the Emmy Awards," said Gloakey President Brian Bell, "We have long considered our industry one that offers top notch entertainment to people all around the world, and it is nice to finally be appreciated."

Outside of the Emmy Award show, there were protests from the group Family Against Fun. The group has previously staged rallies showing their anger that any person could make their own decisions on how to have fun.

30 Rock and The Office were other shows that shared the spotlight tonight with the Gloakey Casino. Although actors on the other shows gave sincere acceptance speeches, Gloakey's own David Shmell, an online player who won a million dollar jackpot had the most stirring speech.

"I would like to thank my right finger," said Shmell, "For without it, I would not have been able to click the spin button that led me to this award."

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