For Cleopatra? A man has been busted by officials from a prominent Las Vegas casino for licking slot machines inside the establishment. Apparently the man claims he had fallen in love with Cleopatra from the popular slot game.

William Ferver was cited by police outside of the Las Vegas casino on Friday for conduct detrimental to himself. When told by police that he should not have been licking the slot machines, Ferver shouted, "But I'm in love with Ms. Cleopatra!"

Officials inside the casino said that the problems began back in March when they noticed Ferver playing the Cleopatra slot machines more than usual. At first, the officials thought nothing of it, but they changed their opinions the following month.

Joe Beney, a spokesman for the made-up casino, said that in April Ferver brought a dozen red roses and placed them on the seat in front of the Cleopatra slot. Beney claims things got even more weird when the casino started receiving letters addressed to a Ms. Cleopatra-My Love.

The situation escalated and this past Friday it finally reached a climax when Ferver was found making out with the Cleopatra machine. Officials declined to comment whether Cleopatra was aroused, but they did alert police that Ferver had used his tongue during the kissing session.

Authorities have cited Ferver and released him back into society. He has not been seen since Friday, but Craps Online has learned that there have been calls to a depression hot line in Nevada from a man claiming to be in love with Cleopatra. We will keep you updated as details of the slot machine love affair unfold.


Disclaimer: All news articles published on this online craps site are spoofs, parody, or satire. None of the information contained in these articles should be taken seriously.