Online Casino Creates Virtual Prostitution
Online Casino Prostitute? Online gambling just became a lot more interesting for millions of players around the world. An online casino wants customers to have the full feel of being in an actual casino, so they have decided to add virtual hookers to their list of offerings.
The Bend Me Over Casino, which is based out of Istanbul, has fomred a partnership with Online Hookers of the Universe to create the most realistic casino experience yet. It all starts when a player wins a few big hands on the craps table.
"I was having a hot streak on the craps table, and all of a sudden this woman pops up on my computer screen," said online player Max Belt, "The next thing I know, I'm out $350 and in I'm in a virtual room with this chick."
Belt did not reveal what went on in that room, but he did say that he had a few cocktails that night in the virtual bar at the casino. When asked if he had been back since, Belt refused to divulge the answer because his wife was in the other room.
The hookers at the Bend Me Over Casino come in all shapes, sizes and colors. In fact, for a large sum, a person can customize their prostitue. The makeover only takes five minutes, and the casino even comps the virtual drinks while the person waits for the customized hooker to be created.
So far, the reviews have been mixed, as one online player put it, "It's awfully hard to take care of business and keep hitting the spin button on the online slots." Here's hoping the online casinos come up with a solution to that problem soon.
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