"G" A new poll has been released by the highly acclaimed B.S. & Associates and it shows that men whose names start with the letter "G" are more lucky than other men. The poll was conducted two weeks ago, and the findings are stunning.

Out of 100 men that were polled, seventeen of them had names starting with the letter "G." The names ranged from Gary to Grant and there was even a Grolen thrown in there. Out of the seventeen G-men polled, sixteen said they had won something in the course of their lives.

When B.S. & Associates' Mark Bert asked them to elaborate on what they had won, their answers varied. One man said he once won a talent show when he danced on his head with an apple in his mouth. Another man admitted to winning the girl of his dreams, even though she later turned out to be hthe ex-wife of his dreams.

The men whose names did not begin with "G" reported having bad luck sometime in the past two decades. One person had burned his hand on the stove. Another said that he lost the girl of his dreams to a guy whose name he could not remember. He did recall, however, that the name of the guy that stole his girl started with a "G."

The least luckiest starting letter, according to the poll, was "B." Men who had their names start with a "B" reported such unlucky circumstances as catching their finger in a car door and running over a frog with their car.

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