Expert Suggests Jon And Kate Gosselin Should Gamble Away Their Kids
Good Poker Player? Jon and Kate Gosselin are in the middle of a messy divorce and recently Jon emptied out a joint bank account. Now, an expert believes that the best way to fix their financial problems is to gamble away their kids.
"If these two people really want to have financial stability, what they should do is begin gambling in big money poker games where their children could be used as collateral," said B.S. & Associates' Dr. Ruben Creminal, "They already sold their souls to television, so why not gambling?"
Creminal has attempted to contact Kate Gosselin about the gambling proposal, but she has been unavailable to comment due to her strenuous schedule of appearing on talk shows. Gosselin reportedly is doing six shows a day, leaving not much room for time with her children.
A Las Vegas casino has already offered $500,000 for Jon and Kate to develop a Vegas-style show. The two would be forced under the contract to perform nightly, but after thinking about the offer, the pair decided it would be too much work.
"These two don't really want to work, they just want to give the appearance that they will do anything to support their children," said Beverly Knowles, a spokesman not related to the Gosselin's in any shape or form, "it's much easier for them to just exist and believe that people care about their story."
As for the gambling proposal, Creminal claims that it has worked for many struggling parents. The children get a better life and the parents get to move on with their self-indulgence.
"Just look at all the children that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have accumulated at the poker tables in various countries," said Creminal, "No matter how bad the Gosselin's believe they have it, there is always more attention starved celebrities waiting to steal the spotlight."
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