Tiger Woods Or Jesse James: Gamblers Weigh In
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 03/30/2010
- Crappy Hands
- Unrated

Tiger Woods Sports books around the world have had a field day with the Tiger Woods and Jesse James sexual addiction stories. With Woods already in counseling, and James possibly on his way, gambler have weighed in on which addiction will be next for these two celebrities.
Dr. Harold Finkelstein of the Center For Gambling and Other Addictions, believes that more counseling is on the way for Woods. According to Finkelstein, sexual addiction is simply a gateway to other cravings.
"Sexual addiction is just the first step, and luckily Tiger caught his before his infidelity hit the century mark," said Finkelstein. "If the addiction was not caught, it could have led to serious problems such as excessive toothpick chewing, and even worse, uncontrollable blowing of the nose."
As for James, Finkelstein believes his problems are more complex. He pointed to the fact that any man would be a moron to cheat on Sandra Bullock. Dr. Finkelstein warned that the future for James could involve a heavy diet of ear hair and water chestnuts.
The sports books have put up odds on all sorts of addictions that James and Woods could fall victim to. The most bet on addictions for Woods are currently bowling and Frosty's from Wendy's. bettors are taking their chances that James will at some point be addicted to raising crickets.
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