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Our casino and gambling fake business news can be found right here in Crapped Out. Most of these companies are left with no choice but to attempt outrageous ways to attract attention, or to make money. The news about MGM, Harrah's, Las Vegas Sands, Wynn, and other gaming companies may seem real, because they are known for outrageous activity, but we promise you, we make up all this news, so please don't take it seriously.
Delaware Casinos All Grown Up And Beating Up Atlantic City - Craps Online
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 02/4/2010
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Atlantic City has long been the bully of the casino industry in the
Northeast, but lately it has been the little brothers that have been
eating up AC casino profits. The latest state to steal customers from
New Jersey is Delaware.
Las Vegas Casino Plan For 2010: Take, Take, Take
- By Euguene Hawkston
- Published 01/4/2010
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Las Vegas casinos have had such a hard time with the economy over the
past couple of years, that they have decided to try out a new strategy
for 2010. In what is being touted as "Operation Honesty," the casinos
want customers to know they are coming for their money.
Help Make Las Vegas Casino Families Have Nice Holiday- Online Craps
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 12/15/2009
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There is some reverse psychology that Las Vegas casinos are using on
their customers leading up to the holidays. Instead of touting big
jackpots that can be used for holiday gifts, the casinos are pushing
for customers to help give employee families something special for
Christmas.
Expert Suggests Jon And Kate Gosselin Should Gamble Away Their Kids
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 10/6/2009
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Jon and Kate Gosselin are in the middle of a messy divorce and recently
Jon emptied out a joint bank account. Now, an expert believes that the
best way to fix their financial problems is to gamble away their kids.
Equal Rights Group Wants Black Removed From Roulette Tables
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 09/30/2009
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An equal rights activist group is calling for the removal of the word
black from roulette tables at casinos around the country. We Are
African American wants the black spots on the roulette board to be
known as "Dark" from now on.
Online Casino Creates Virtual Prostitution
- By Juliette Drubatini
- Published 09/24/2009
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Online gambling just became a lot more interesting for millions of
players around the world. An online casino wants customers to have the
full feel of being in an actual casino, so they have decided to add
virtual hookers to their list of offerings.
Police Busting Internet Cafe's For Gambling Thanks To Free Doughnuts
- By Euguene Hawkston
- Published 09/18/2009
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Internet cafe owners around the US thought they were doing something
beneficial to their illegal gambling business when they joined forces
to give out free doughnuts for police men and women. It turns out, the
doughnuts only led authorities to the scene of the crime.
Gambling Help Needed: Looking For Cure To Curse Of Jose Guillen
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 09/16/2009
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Baseball fans can be extremely superstitious, but the events of the
past couple of weeks have one owner, we'll just call him Ant, believing
that Kansas City outfielder Jose Guillen holds the keys to all gambling
fantasy baseball leagues across the country.
Oklahoma Casinos Holds "Give Back To Casinos Day"
- By Juliette Drubatini
- Published 09/12/2009
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All of you out there who have walked out of an Oklahoma casino with
some sort of a jackpot, the casinos are looking for you. On November
27th, Oklahoma casinos will hold their annual, "Give Back To Casinos
Day."
New Online Casino Promotion: Credit For Old Cash
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 08/29/2009
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Several online casinos have started a new promotion in which customers
can exchange their old cash for credit at the casino. The promotion is
being called, "Cash For Credit", and there are very few restrictions.
You Will Lose Casino Brings Online Casino Players Honesty
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 08/25/2009
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While most online casinos would like to operate under the false
pretenses that they are giving away money to their customers, one has
come along that has decided to be brutally honest. The You Will Lose
Casino tells players like it is.
Drunk Man Leaving Casino Saves Life Of Kitten
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 08/14/2009
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A man who had been playing slots at a local casino and was drinking
heavily during that time, ended up the hero on Thursday night. The man,
Bill Brawster, stumbled out of the casino and ended up saving a kitten.
Crappy Carl Gambles Away $10K At Online Casino Playing Go Fish
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 08/3/2009
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The game of Go Fish was never intended to make anyone lose money, but
that is exactly what has happened to our own Crappy Carl. Carl lost
money at an online casino over the weekend in an intense game of Go
Fish.
NFL Owners Vote To Take Uniform Gambling Sponsorships
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 07/25/2009
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NFL owners have joined the crusade to stop Delaware from offering
sports betting when they filed a lawsuit late this week. In a related
issue, NFL owners have approved sponsorship deals with online gambling
sites.
Las Vegas Casino Stock Drops With News Of Former NBA Players
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 07/21/2009
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Some of the biggest stocks in the US casino industry took a hit on
Tuesday after the news regarding former NBA players Charles Barkley and
Antoine Walker. The two players have run up gambling debt and been sued
by several casinos.
Cranky Carl Goes On Pinching Spree At World Series Of Poker
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 07/11/2009
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Cranky Carl was in rare form at the World Series of Poker on Friday
evening. With only a few thousand chips left, our resident poker idiot
decided to begin showing everyone he was playing with the most
unlikeliest of tells.
Ohio Man Leaves Burger In Car While Gambling, Upsets Animal Groups
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 07/9/2009
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An Ohio man left his Burger King dinner in the car for nearly seven
hours while he gambled inside an Ohio casino. Matt Frant was scolded by
law enforcement and condemned by animal rights groups for neglecting
his burgers while gambling.
Miscommunication Leads To Hard Rock Casino In Hungary
- By Juliette Drubatini
- Published 06/27/2009
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Apparently Hard Rock International officials believed they were doing
charity work when they met with their new business partners. Hard Rock
thought they were sending food to another country because there were
people that were hungry. Turns out, the papers they signed were for
them to build a new casino hotel in Hungary.
Gambling Industry Mourns The Death Of Si Iguhara
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/23/2009
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The gambling industry throughout the world is in mourning tonight over
the death of Si Iguhara. The Chinese-born Iguhara was a staple in the
gambling industry for over fifty years because of some of his
innovative inventions.
Study Shows Casino Gambling Could Help GM And Chrysler
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 06/15/2009
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Now that GM and Chrysler have completely fallen apart as companies, a
new study handed to President Obama indicates the car giants may have a
way out of financial ruin. That relief could come from casino gambling.
