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Our casino and gambling fake business news can be found right here in Crapped Out. Most of these companies are left with no choice but to attempt outrageous ways to attract attention, or to make money. The news about MGM, Harrah's, Las Vegas Sands, Wynn, and other gaming companies may seem real, because they are known for outrageous activity, but we promise you, we make up all this news, so please don't take it seriously.
BCS Rankings System Being Adopted For US Casinos - Craps Online
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 10/18/2010
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The game of craps can be one that is difficult to figure out for those
who have never played. Equally as confusing is the BCS rankings system.
The system is so confusing and hated by fans, that other industries have
started to follow the model.
World Series Of Poker Ready To Wrap Up 2005 Main Event
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 09/4/2010
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In their ongoing attempt to drag out each World Series of Poker as long
as possible, officials have announced that in the next week, all of the
paper work will be completed from the 2005 WSOP. That also means the
final bracelets will be given out live on ESPN.
In Addition To Steroids, Clemens Also Denies Stealing Mints From Casinos
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 08/19/2010
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While the majority of the world is focused on steroids when it comes to
Roger Clemens and his lying, casinos around the US are worried about
their mints. It seems Clemens not only has denied using steroids, but he
also denies ever taking free mints from various casinos.
Cleveland Cavaliers Roll Craps, Sign A Sixteen Year Old LeBron James
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 07/9/2010
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The Cleveland Cavaliers have crapped out when it comes to re-signing
LeBron James, but that does not mean the team will not have a James in
uniform next year. Confused? The cavs have signed sixteen year old
LeBron James from Barcelona, Spain.
LeBron James To Sign With Barcelona In Spain
- By Juliette Drubatini
- Published 06/30/2010
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In a stunning change of heart, LeBron James has announced on the eve of
his free agency that he will be canceling all meetings with NBA teams.
Instead, James has decided to sign with Barcelona, making him the first
athlete to go from pro basketball to the NBA.
Casino Denies Man A Poker Jackpot Because Of Smile
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 04/26/2010
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A casino in Manitoba has denied a man a $350,000 poker bad beat jackpot
after the gambler smiled. The casino claimed the smile was a violation
of the etiquette laws in Manitoba.
Delaware Casinos All Grown Up And Beating Up Atlantic City - Craps Online
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 02/4/2010
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Atlantic City has long been the bully of the casino industry in the
Northeast, but lately it has been the little brothers that have been
eating up AC casino profits. The latest state to steal customers from
New Jersey is Delaware.
Las Vegas Casino Plan For 2010: Take, Take, Take
- By Euguene Hawkston
- Published 01/4/2010
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Las Vegas casinos have had such a hard time with the economy over the
past couple of years, that they have decided to try out a new strategy
for 2010. In what is being touted as "Operation Honesty," the casinos
want customers to know they are coming for their money.
Help Make Las Vegas Casino Families Have Nice Holiday- Online Craps
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 12/15/2009
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There is some reverse psychology that Las Vegas casinos are using on
their customers leading up to the holidays. Instead of touting big
jackpots that can be used for holiday gifts, the casinos are pushing
for customers to help give employee families something special for
Christmas.
Expert Suggests Jon And Kate Gosselin Should Gamble Away Their Kids
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 10/6/2009
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Jon and Kate Gosselin are in the middle of a messy divorce and recently
Jon emptied out a joint bank account. Now, an expert believes that the
best way to fix their financial problems is to gamble away their kids.
Equal Rights Group Wants Black Removed From Roulette Tables
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 09/30/2009
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An equal rights activist group is calling for the removal of the word
black from roulette tables at casinos around the country. We Are
African American wants the black spots on the roulette board to be
known as "Dark" from now on.
Online Casino Creates Virtual Prostitution
- By Juliette Drubatini
- Published 09/24/2009
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Online gambling just became a lot more interesting for millions of
players around the world. An online casino wants customers to have the
full feel of being in an actual casino, so they have decided to add
virtual hookers to their list of offerings.
Police Busting Internet Cafe's For Gambling Thanks To Free Doughnuts
- By Euguene Hawkston
- Published 09/18/2009
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Internet cafe owners around the US thought they were doing something
beneficial to their illegal gambling business when they joined forces
to give out free doughnuts for police men and women. It turns out, the
doughnuts only led authorities to the scene of the crime.
Gambling Help Needed: Looking For Cure To Curse Of Jose Guillen
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 09/16/2009
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Baseball fans can be extremely superstitious, but the events of the
past couple of weeks have one owner, we'll just call him Ant, believing
that Kansas City outfielder Jose Guillen holds the keys to all gambling
fantasy baseball leagues across the country.
Oklahoma Casinos Holds "Give Back To Casinos Day"
- By Juliette Drubatini
- Published 09/12/2009
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All of you out there who have walked out of an Oklahoma casino with
some sort of a jackpot, the casinos are looking for you. On November
27th, Oklahoma casinos will hold their annual, "Give Back To Casinos
Day."
New Online Casino Promotion: Credit For Old Cash
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 08/29/2009
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Several online casinos have started a new promotion in which customers
can exchange their old cash for credit at the casino. The promotion is
being called, "Cash For Credit", and there are very few restrictions.
You Will Lose Casino Brings Online Casino Players Honesty
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 08/25/2009
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While most online casinos would like to operate under the false
pretenses that they are giving away money to their customers, one has
come along that has decided to be brutally honest. The You Will Lose
Casino tells players like it is.
Drunk Man Leaving Casino Saves Life Of Kitten
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 08/14/2009
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A man who had been playing slots at a local casino and was drinking
heavily during that time, ended up the hero on Thursday night. The man,
Bill Brawster, stumbled out of the casino and ended up saving a kitten.
Crappy Carl Gambles Away $10K At Online Casino Playing Go Fish
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 08/3/2009
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The game of Go Fish was never intended to make anyone lose money, but
that is exactly what has happened to our own Crappy Carl. Carl lost
money at an online casino over the weekend in an intense game of Go
Fish.
NFL Owners Vote To Take Uniform Gambling Sponsorships
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 07/25/2009
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NFL owners have joined the crusade to stop Delaware from offering
sports betting when they filed a lawsuit late this week. In a related
issue, NFL owners have approved sponsorship deals with online gambling
sites.
