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Officials from the World Series of Poker are considering backing the final table for the Main Event up to the following March. The officials are pleased that poker fans have waited for the final table until November the past couple of years, and the WSOP believes they can push the envelope even further.
Whenever this many poker players all come together in the same room, there is always the possibility of a fight. That is exactly what happened today at the World Series of Poker during one of their premiere events.
Chimpanzees have long been considered close to the human race in many different areas. This year, they will try their luck at the World series of Poker. Forty-eight poker playing chimpanzees will travel to Las Vegas to test their skills against human players.
A gambler in New Jersey was thrown out of a popular casino on Wednesday for eating too many green M & M's. The card player was winning a lot of money on the roulette table, so the casino found a reason to remove him from the table.
Sports books around the world have had a field day with the Tiger Woods and Jesse James sexual addiction stories. With Woods already in counseling, and James possibly on his way, gambler have weighed in on which addiction will be next for these two celebrities.
Mother Against Anything Fun will be holding their annual casino protest in Florida this weekend out front of the Seminole Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood, Florida. The group chose that spot a couple of years ago when they realized there is a lot more to do at the casino than just gamble.
Crank Carl was at it once again this weekend when he broke his right arm after punching his computer. The episode came after Carl took what he believed was a tough beat at an online poker table.
To understand how Cranky Carl made it to the second day at pokers biggest worldwide tournament, is to also understand that he has no business playing on day two. It was a series of mishaps that brought Cranky Carl into the next round of play.
A recent poll of 2,000 pregnant women has confirmed that online gambling has become the new chocolate. Of the women polled, more than half said that they crave Internet gambling, while only twenty-five percent crave chocolate.
A new study has been completed in the past week by B.S. and Associates and it involves online poker and the recent government actions to stop people in the US from playing. The study showed that participation at online poker sites by US players has skyrocketed since the government interfered.
Recently, I had a most undesirable experience on the poker tables. My peeps here at CrapsOnline sent me out to play some poker. Usually when I get these type of assignments, I know they are looking for me to explode, or do some whining.
In our first installment of the Cranky Carl files, Carl runs into a hand that was dominant over his own at a local poker tournament, but it still did not stop our cranky resident poker player from telling the player what he thought about his decision.