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A researcher at B.S. & Associates has determined that the popular kids card game of War is one of skill and not luck. Dr. Henry Tibeau claims to have scientific evidence that the game can be won more frequently by the most skilled players.

Kirk Hinrich was traded on Thursday from the Chicago Bulls to the Washington Wizards. Soon after the trade was complete, Hinrich received a call from Gilbert arenas, challenging the former Bulls player to an online craps match.

In following in the footsteps of the NFL, one online casino has decided to take its 2014 Poker Championship tournament off the Internet, and into a cold weather stadium. Online Poker Website will be holding its top tournament at the new stadium of the New York Giants and New York Jets.

An online gambling operator based in Japan is pushing their new product, a terminal that can be installed directly into the dinner tables of thousands of families in the country. The terminals would eliminate the need to walk to a computer to gamble.

With the NCAA college basketball tournament just days away, several high profile sports betting companies have decided to set up shops throughout the US. The companies are hoping they can attract more of the underground betting market than they already own.

The New Orleans Saints and the New York Jets are just one win each away from meeting in the Super Bowl. Should that happened, an anonymous source has said there will be Mardi Gras beads and hookers on the line in the traditional bet between state governors.

Alabama Governor Bob Riley has bucked his own stance on gambling during the college football playoffs, but if that was not enough, Riley has now shown himself to be a true degenerate gambler.

For those who want their slot machine gambling quick like their fast food, McDonald's has just the thing for you. McDonald's has announced that they will be adding slot machines to their dollar value menu in December.

An anti-casino protest in Maryland has led to the latest million dollar lottery winner in the state. Joe Crisbow was marching in the anti-gambling protest, when he stopped in a convenience store and bought a lottery ticket.

A new poll has been released by the highly acclaimed B.S. & Associates and it shows that men whose names start with the letter "G" are more lucky than other men. The poll was conducted two weeks ago, and the findings are stunning.

A man has been busted by officials from a prominent Las Vegas casino for licking slot machines inside the establishment. Apparently the man claims he had fallen in love with Cleopatra from the popular slot game.

It was a strong night at the Emmy Awards for Gloakey Crown online casino. The casino swept seven awards including Best New Entertainment Option. Other online casinos were shut out at the awards show.

Las Vegas casinos have been using six-sided dice since they opened, but now there is a group that feels like the dice should be replaced. We Like Eight, a group of freaks who like the number eight, are objecting to the six-sided dice.

Lab test rats are used by scientists all over the world to determine future human behavior, but for a scientist in Lebanon, one rat has led to fortune. Dr. Billy Brunwindle had one of his test rats win over $250,000 playing online poker last week.

Coin flipping is one of the purest forms of entertainment for young children growing up. Catholic children, however, will no longer be able to enjoy the pastime after heads of the Catholic church rendered the game off-limits to its members.

It started in the casinos of Las Vegas and has now spilled over to online casinos. The cocaine craze is sweeping across living rooms where computers are set up and online slots are rolling across the screens.

The economy has taken a toll on Las Vegas casinos so much that they have had to resort to illegal activity to try and induce customers. Authorities have cited several of the casinos on the Las Vegas Strip for giving their slot machines steroids.

Atlantic City casino have there back against the wall with the economic recession, and late this past week, they came out swinging. The eleven AC casinos have now added fees for just about everything including breathing and walking.

The latest computers from some of the biggest manufacturers in the business are now coming online gambling ready. New computers, starting in 2010, will have online casino software already loaded in them.

Have you ever been playing free online games and had the experience of being thirsty more than usual? If so, it could be because you suffer from something called cyber-thirst.

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