Legal Crap
We call it Legal Craps because all the news in this section will be related to gambling and the law. We call it crap because just about every law pertaining to gambling, whether on a federal, state, or local level, is crap. Stay up to date with all the latest fake gambling legal news on this section of Craps Online.
Florida Lawmakers Look For Sweeteners From Seminole Tribe
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 03/4/2010
- Legal Crap
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If the Seminole Indians want to get the gambling compact that they so
desperately are searching for in Florida, it may cost them more than
money. Florida lawmakers are looking to clean the Seminoles out in
exchange for the right to offer gambling.
Nevada Lawmaker Proposes National Holiday For Super Bowl
- By Euguene Hawkston
- Published 02/11/2010
- Legal Crap
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A Nevada lawmakers has proposed legislation that would make the Super
Bowl a national holiday. The premise of the legislation is that the NFL
is treated like they are above all other sports leagues, so therefore
their big day should be a holiday.
Las Vegas Sands Stock Mired In Controversy - Craps Online
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 10/8/2009
- Legal Crap
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A controversy has began this week involving Las Vegas Sands stock. It
seems that some investors thought they were paying for shares
of actual sand in the Las Vegas desert when they purchased the stock.
Senator Proposes Online Gambling Revenue Solution For All Problems
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 09/26/2009
- Legal Crap
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A US Senator has proposed a complete overhaul of the US government
financial system. The way he plans to pay for all financial
shortcomings? Online gambling.
Former Lawmaker Proposes Las Vegas Style Gambling In State Buildings
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 09/4/2009
- Legal Crap
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Lawmakers are not stopping at simply changing the laws to allow casinos
in their states. One former politician believes that there should be
casinos in every state building, including the capital buildings of all
fifty states.
National Whine Day Needed For Online Poker Players
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 09/2/2009
- Legal Crap
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Due to the overpopulation of "whiners" in the online poker community,
Online Craps is suggesting that the Ffederal government officially name
an "Online Poker Whine Day", which would be held sometime in March.
Online Casino Players Receive Free Money From US Government
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 08/19/2009
- Legal Crap
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Online casino players around the US are rejoicing on Tuesday because
the US government has decided to give away free money to them. The US
will give away money obtained by seizing over $45 million seized from
BetOnSports.com founder, Gary Kaplan.
Judge Wants To Bet, Rules Against NFL In Delaware Sports Betting Case
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 08/5/2009
- Legal Crap
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A judge this afternoon ruled against the NFL in the Delaware sports
betting case. The NFL was shocked at the ruling, claiming that they
thought they WERE the law, and that what they said goes.
Santa Claus And Easter Bunny Co-Sponsor Frank Online Gambling Bill
- By Euguene Hawkston
- Published 07/29/2009
- Legal Crap
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Representative Barney Frank has been courting some big players in US
politics to back his proposed online gambling legislation. The two
latest co-sponsors, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, may be Frank's
biggest allies yet.
Lawmaker Wants Mandatory Arm Bands For Gambling Jackpot Winners
- By Euguene Hawkston
- Published 07/17/2009
- Legal Crap
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A Wisconsin lawmaker has presented legislation that would make it
mandatory for gambling jackpot winners to wear arm bands signifying
their wins. Senator Greg Harris believes everyone should have a chance
to hate these people.
No Gambling Expansion In Kentucky, But Anti-eBay Legislation Passed
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/18/2009
- Legal Crap
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First Governor Steve Beshear went after the online gambling industry,
claiming that they were taking money that could have stayed in
Kentucky, out of Kentucky. Now, the governor appears to have his sights
set on eliminating online bargain shopping in the state.
Bachus Introduces Legislation To Ban Married Men From Casinos
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/13/2009
- Legal Crap
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Bachus, after reading our article and believing it to be true, has
introduced legislation that would ban all married men from casinos in
the US. It is not yet known whether tribal casinos will be included in
the new legislation.
Husband Sues Wife For Causing Gambling Addiction At Casinos
- By Juliette Drubatini
- Published 06/13/2009
- Legal Crap
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A gambler in Green Bay, Wisconsin has decided that his wife is to blame
for his gambling problem. and he has decided to take the matter to
court. Richard Weiler is suing his wife of twenty-seven years for $1.5
million, claiming that her shopping habit led him to the craps tables.
Study Proves Problem Gambling Will Decrease With Online Gambling Regulations
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/12/2009
- Legal Crap
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A new study by the Church of God and Morals reveals online gambling regulations would be beneficial to children and problem gamblers, but the Church is still opposed to legalization for moral reasons.Study Reveals Without Online Poker, Domestic Abuse Up, Bachus Panics
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 06/11/2009
- Legal Crap
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The world renowned B.S. and Associates have released their latest
online gambling study in light of the online poker controversy in the
US. The study, which has been completed in the past two days, reveals
that without online poker access, domestic abuse has risen.
US Government Interferes With Online Poker, Craigslist, Priceline
- By Euguene Hawkston
- Published 06/9/2009
- Legal Crap
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The US government has started an all out war on the Internet on Tuesday
when they had seizure warrnats issued to freeze bank accounts of
various payment processors. Among the hardest hit in the seizure was
online poker, Craigslist, Priceline, and iTunes.
UIGEA Legal Battle Filled With Online Gambling Prop Bets
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 06/8/2009
- Legal Crap
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"To me, the party lines prop is the easiest," said Cranky Carl, "I will
lay $100,000 to win $1,000, and sleep easy at night knowing that
Republicans will vote against Internet gambling legalization because of
party affiliation."
Governor Candidate To Run Campaign Solely Based On Gambling
- By Juliette Drubatini
- Published 06/1/2009
- Legal Crap
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State Governments Seek Out NFL Advice on Gambling and Other Policies
- By Juliette Drubatini
- Published 05/30/2009
- Legal Crap
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Obama Looks To Online Gambling's Dikshit For Cybersecurity Advisor
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 05/30/2009
- Legal Crap
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