Legal Crap
We call it Legal Craps because all the news in this section will be related to gambling and the law. We call it crap because just about every law pertaining to gambling, whether on a federal, state, or local level, is crap. Stay up to date with all the latest fake gambling legal news on this section of Craps Online.
Election Brings Legalization Of Crack, Porn, Not Online Casinos
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 11/5/2010
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
Tuesday's election was somewhat of a stunner for online gambling
enthusiasts. Several states legalized dangerous vices such as marijuana,
porn, and crack, but for some reason online casinos were denied again.
Republicans Attach Online Gambling Bill To Critter Legislation
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 10/1/2010
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
As the legislative session comes to somewhat of a stand still as all of
the candidates put on their phoniest faces in time for the upcoming
mid-term election, one piece of legislation has been passed. Republicans
have pushed through a critter extermination bill, and have also
attached legislation banning online gambling.
Pennsylvania Lawmakers Consider Legalizing Russian Roulette
- By Euguene Hawkston
- Published 06/10/2010
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
Now that Pennsylvania lawmakers have completed the task of legalizing
table games for casinos in the state, they have moved on to bigger
expansion. A legislator in Pennsylvania is now pushing for regulation
of the Russian Roulette industry.
Confusion Over UIGEA Has Lawmakers And Banks Baffled - Craps Online
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/2/2010
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
Today, a group of lawmakers who regularly get together on Wednesday's
to play in an online poker tournament, were shocked when their credit
cards were not accepted at their favorite site. The legislators were
then reminded by a passing Democratic lawmaker that the Unlawful
Internet Gambling Enforcement Act went into effect on Tuesday.
New Poll Shows Online Gamblers Will Vote For Freedom In November
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 05/13/2010
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A new study completed by B.S. & Associates shows that online
gamblers will vote in the November election in the US for anyone that
allows them the freedom to bet online. The study showed no disparity
between party affiliation and the upcoming election.
Casino Clerk Accuses Roethlisberger Of Cursing, Commish May Suspend QB
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 04/21/2010
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A twenty-seven year old casino clerk at a Las Vegas casinos has
contacted the NFL office and lodged a complaint against disgruntled
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. The clerk alleges
that Roethlisberger once cursed at him while checking in.
Florida Lawmakers Look For Sweeteners From Seminole Tribe
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 03/4/2010
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
If the Seminole Indians want to get the gambling compact that they so
desperately are searching for in Florida, it may cost them more than
money. Florida lawmakers are looking to clean the Seminoles out in
exchange for the right to offer gambling.
Nevada Lawmaker Proposes National Holiday For Super Bowl
- By Euguene Hawkston
- Published 02/11/2010
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A Nevada lawmakers has proposed legislation that would make the Super
Bowl a national holiday. The premise of the legislation is that the NFL
is treated like they are above all other sports leagues, so therefore
their big day should be a holiday.
Las Vegas Sands Stock Mired In Controversy - Craps Online
- By Nathaniel Walimar
- Published 10/8/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A controversy has began this week involving Las Vegas Sands stock. It
seems that some investors thought they were paying for shares
of actual sand in the Las Vegas desert when they purchased the stock.
Senator Proposes Online Gambling Revenue Solution For All Problems
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 09/26/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A US Senator has proposed a complete overhaul of the US government
financial system. The way he plans to pay for all financial
shortcomings? Online gambling.
Former Lawmaker Proposes Las Vegas Style Gambling In State Buildings
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 09/4/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
Lawmakers are not stopping at simply changing the laws to allow casinos
in their states. One former politician believes that there should be
casinos in every state building, including the capital buildings of all
fifty states.
National Whine Day Needed For Online Poker Players
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 09/2/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
Due to the overpopulation of "whiners" in the online poker community,
Online Craps is suggesting that the Ffederal government officially name
an "Online Poker Whine Day", which would be held sometime in March.
Online Casino Players Receive Free Money From US Government
- By Maggie Sweltzky
- Published 08/19/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
Online casino players around the US are rejoicing on Tuesday because
the US government has decided to give away free money to them. The US
will give away money obtained by seizing over $45 million seized from
BetOnSports.com founder, Gary Kaplan.
Judge Wants To Bet, Rules Against NFL In Delaware Sports Betting Case
- By Barney Fruzzle
- Published 08/5/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A judge this afternoon ruled against the NFL in the Delaware sports
betting case. The NFL was shocked at the ruling, claiming that they
thought they WERE the law, and that what they said goes.
Santa Claus And Easter Bunny Co-Sponsor Frank Online Gambling Bill
- By Euguene Hawkston
- Published 07/29/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
Representative Barney Frank has been courting some big players in US
politics to back his proposed online gambling legislation. The two
latest co-sponsors, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, may be Frank's
biggest allies yet.
Lawmaker Wants Mandatory Arm Bands For Gambling Jackpot Winners
- By Euguene Hawkston
- Published 07/17/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A Wisconsin lawmaker has presented legislation that would make it
mandatory for gambling jackpot winners to wear arm bands signifying
their wins. Senator Greg Harris believes everyone should have a chance
to hate these people.
No Gambling Expansion In Kentucky, But Anti-eBay Legislation Passed
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/18/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
First Governor Steve Beshear went after the online gambling industry,
claiming that they were taking money that could have stayed in
Kentucky, out of Kentucky. Now, the governor appears to have his sights
set on eliminating online bargain shopping in the state.
Bachus Introduces Legislation To Ban Married Men From Casinos
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/13/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
Bachus, after reading our article and believing it to be true, has
introduced legislation that would ban all married men from casinos in
the US. It is not yet known whether tribal casinos will be included in
the new legislation.
Husband Sues Wife For Causing Gambling Addiction At Casinos
- By Juliette Drubatini
- Published 06/13/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A gambler in Green Bay, Wisconsin has decided that his wife is to blame
for his gambling problem. and he has decided to take the matter to
court. Richard Weiler is suing his wife of twenty-seven years for $1.5
million, claiming that her shopping habit led him to the craps tables.
Study Proves Problem Gambling Will Decrease With Online Gambling Regulations
- By Rip Wahnlohse
- Published 06/12/2009
- Legal Crap
- Unrated
A new study by the Church of God and Morals reveals online gambling regulations would be beneficial to children and problem gamblers, but the Church is still opposed to legalization for moral reasons.

